Candy Hearts Fake Cake

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This charming dessert starts with a crisp graham cracker crust, pressed firmly into a springform pan. A rich, no-bake cheesecake filling is then prepared by combining softened cream cheese with powdered sugar and vanilla, gently folded with whipped heavy cream until smooth and airy. This delightful mixture is spread over the chilled crust and allowed to set for at least four hours to achieve its perfect texture. Finally, a light and fluffy whipped frosting, optionally tinted pink, covers the top and sides. The entire confection is then adorned with a vibrant array of conversation heart candies and rainbow sprinkles, creating a truly festive and visually appealing treat ready for any celebration. Ensure all components are well-chilled before assembly for best results and ease of decoration.

Updated on Sat, 31 Jan 2026 09:17:00 GMT
A slice of Candy Hearts Fake Cake reveals its creamy, no-bake cheesecake layers and buttery graham cracker crust. Save
A slice of Candy Hearts Fake Cake reveals its creamy, no-bake cheesecake layers and buttery graham cracker crust. | lickjoke.com

The day my youngest discovered Valentine's Day treats in the bakery window, she begged me to recreate those pastel towers at home. I've never seen a six-year-old so captivated by something that wasn't chocolate-covered.

Last February, I made three of these cakes in a single weekend—one for a classroom party, one for my book club, and one that barely survived until my husband came home from his business trip. The way my kitchen smelled like vanilla and butter while they chilled in the refrigerator made the whole house feel like a celebration.

Ingredients

  • Graham cracker crumbs: The buttery foundation that holds everything together; pulsing whole crackers in a food processor gives you the most consistent texture, though crushed by hand works just fine if that's what you remember from childhood
  • Unsalted butter: Melted and still warm, it binds the crust into that perfect pressed-sand consistency that your grandmother probably achieved by sight and feel alone
  • Cream cheese: Let it sit on the counter for a full two hours; cold cream cheese is the enemy of smooth fillings and creates those stubborn little lumps you can never quite whisk away
  • Heavy whipping cream: The secret ingredient that transforms dense cream cheese into something ethereal—chill your bowl and whisk beforehand, and watch it transform before your eyes
  • Conversation hearts: Press these gently but firmly; I learned the hard way that heavy-handed decorating sends hearts tumbling into your pristine whipped frosting

Instructions

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Build the buttery foundation:
Combine your graham cracker crumbs, melted butter, and granulated sugar in a medium bowl until the mixture clumps together when pressed with your fingers, then transfer it to your parchment-lined springform pan and use the bottom of a measuring cup to create an even, compact layer that will support all that creamy goodness above
Chill the crust while you prep:
Pop that pressed crust into the refrigerator for at least 15 minutes to firm up; this simple step prevents the base from crumbling when you slice through those generous wedges later
Whip up the clouds:
In a separate, thoroughly chilled bowl, beat your cold heavy cream until stiff peaks form—lift the whisk and watch the cream stand tall without collapsing—then set it aside while you tackle the cream cheese mixture
Create the silkiest filling:
Beat your room-temperature cream cheese until it's completely smooth with absolutely no lumps remaining, then add the powdered sugar and vanilla, beating until fluffy before gently folding in that whipped cream until no white streaks remain
Spread and chill patiently:
Pile the cheesecake filling onto your chilled crust and smooth it with an offset spatula, then cover and refrigerate for at least four hours though overnight is even better—the texture improves remarkably with a good long rest
Whip the pink frosting:
In another clean, chilled bowl, whip your remaining heavy cream with powdered sugar and vanilla until those beautiful stiff peaks appear again, then add food coloring drop by drop until you reach the exact shade of pastel pink that makes your heart happy
Decorate with joy:
Release your chilled cheesecake from the pan, spread the pink frosting generously over the top and sides, then press conversation hearts into the frosting in any pattern that speaks to you before adding a final sprinkling of rainbow sprinkles
The final chill:
Let your decorated masterpiece rest in the refrigerator for another 30 minutes so everything sets properly; this patience pays off when you cut through clean, perfect slices
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My daughter helped decorate the classroom version, arranging conversation hearts to spell out messages before she lost patience and started pressing them in random patterns. The children barely noticed the messages were missing—they were too busy marveling at how the hearts crunched against the cream.

Making This Ahead

The cheesecake itself can be prepared two full days before decorating and kept tightly wrapped in the refrigerator. I actually prefer making it the day before because the flavors meld together and the texture becomes impossibly creamy and settled, like a fine wine that needs time to breathe.

Getting That Bakery Look

After spreading your whipped frosting, run your offset spatula under hot water and dry it thoroughly before smoothing the surface. The warmth melts the tiniest top layer of cream, creating that glass-smooth finish you see in professional bakery windows.

Serving And Storing

This beauty needs to stay refrigerated until the moment you serve it—the conversation hearts will start to soften and the frosting will lose its voluptuous structure if it sits at room temperature too long. Store any leftovers covered in the refrigerator for up to three days.

  • Run a sharp knife under hot water and wipe it dry between slices for the cleanest cuts
  • Serve this with something bubbly and bright like sparkling rosé or a fruity herbal tea to cut through all that rich creaminess
  • The hearts get pleasantly soft but still retain their signature crunch even on day two
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There's something magical about cutting into that first slice and hearing the gentle crackle of candy hearts against the silence of anticipation. Every bite feels like a celebration worth savoring.

Recipe Guide

Can I make this dessert ahead of time?

Yes, this creation benefits from extended chilling. You can assemble the crust and filling a day in advance, then add the frosting and decorations closer to serving time for the freshest appearance.

What can I use if I don't have a springform pan?

While a springform pan makes removal easy, you could use a deep pie dish or an 8x8 inch square pan lined with parchment paper, ensuring some overhang to help lift the dessert out for serving.

My whipped cream isn't stiffening. What should I do?

Ensure your heavy cream is very cold, and preferably chill your mixing bowl and whisk attachment as well. Overbeating can also cause it to become grainy, so watch carefully for stiff peaks.

Can I substitute the graham cracker crust?

Absolutely! For a different flavor, consider using crushed shortbread cookies, chocolate wafers, or even digestive biscuits for the base. You might need to adjust the amount of melted butter slightly.

How should I store leftovers?

Store any remaining portions covered in the refrigerator. The candy hearts may soften over time, so it's best enjoyed within 2-3 days for optimal texture and appearance.

Are there any other decoration ideas?

Instead of conversation hearts, you could use fresh berries, chocolate shavings, or a drizzle of fruit coulis. Edible glitter or different colored sprinkles also work well to personalize this sweet creation.

Candy Hearts Fake Cake

A delightful no-bake creation featuring a creamy filling on a buttery graham crust, topped with whipped frosting and candy hearts. A truly sweet indulgence.

Prep duration
50 min
Cook duration
240 min
Complete duration
290 min
Created by Hannah Brooks


Skill level Medium

Heritage American

Output 10 Portions

Nutrition guidelines Meat-free

Components

For the Crust

01 1½ cups graham cracker crumbs (150 g)
02 5 tablespoons unsalted butter, melted (70 g)
03 2 tablespoons granulated sugar (25 g)

For the No-Bake Cheesecake Filling

01 16 ounces cream cheese, softened to room temperature (450 g)
02 1 cup powdered sugar, sifted (120 g)
03 1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
04 1 cup heavy whipping cream, cold (240 ml)

For the Whipped Frosting

01 1 cup heavy whipping cream, cold (240 ml)
02 ½ cup powdered sugar, sifted (60 g)
03 ½ teaspoon pure vanilla extract
04 A few drops pink gel food coloring (optional)

For Decoration

01 2 cups conversation heart candies (about 200 g)
02 ¼ cup rainbow sprinkles (40 g)

Method

Phase 01

Prepare the Graham Cracker Crust: Combine graham cracker crumbs, melted butter, and granulated sugar in a medium bowl. Mix until the texture resembles wet sand and clumps together when pressed. Press the crust mixture firmly into the bottom of an 8-inch springform pan lined with parchment paper. Use the bottom of a measuring cup to smooth and compact the crust. Chill in the refrigerator for 15 minutes.

Phase 02

Make the Cheesecake Filling: Beat the softened cream cheese in a large bowl until smooth and creamy. Add powdered sugar and vanilla extract, then beat until fluffy and fully combined. In a separate chilled bowl, whip 1 cup heavy cream to stiff peaks. Gently fold the whipped cream into the cream cheese mixture until no streaks remain.

Phase 03

Assemble and Chill the Cheesecake: Spread the cheesecake filling evenly over the chilled crust. Smooth the top with an offset spatula. Cover and refrigerate for at least 4 hours, or overnight for best results to allow the filling to set completely.

Phase 04

Prepare the Whipped Frosting: In a clean, chilled bowl, whip the remaining 1 cup heavy cream with powdered sugar and vanilla to stiff peaks. Add pink gel food coloring one drop at a time until your desired shade is reached.

Phase 05

Decorate the Cake: Release the chilled cheesecake from the pan and transfer to a serving plate. Spread the whipped frosting evenly over the top and sides of the cake. Gently press conversation heart candies into the sides of the cake, covering the frosting in an even layer. Decorate the top with additional hearts and rainbow sprinkles.

Phase 06

Final Chill and Serve: Chill the decorated cake for 30 minutes before slicing to allow the frosting and candy to set. Serve chilled for the best texture and flavor.

Tools needed

  • 8-inch springform pan
  • Mixing bowls (medium and large)
  • Electric mixer or stand mixer
  • Measuring cups and spoons
  • Offset spatula
  • Parchment paper
  • Rubber spatula

Allergy details

Always review ingredients for potential allergens and seek professional medical guidance if unsure.
  • Contains milk (cream cheese, heavy cream, butter)
  • Contains wheat (graham crackers)
  • May contain egg or soy (check candy hearts and sprinkles labels)

Nutrition breakdown (per portion)

Values shown are estimates only - consult healthcare providers for specific advice.
  • Energy: 550
  • Fats: 36 g
  • Carbohydrates: 56 g
  • Proteins: 6 g